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calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery

which is messier my life or my hair

peetafied:
“ my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t
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my school held a hunger games today and so the victor got to ride around with prinCIPAL EFFIE and i just couldn’t

If a female student got drunk and had her car stolen the university would call the police. If she got drunk and had her computer stolen, they would call the police. If she got drunk and had her phone stolen, they would call the police. The fact that she was drunk would not even be factored in when assessing if a crime had been committed. But if she gets drunk and has her body invaded and her humanity stolen, school administrations are perplexed about what to do.

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—	International Human Rights Activist Michael Simmons offered these words (via Facebook) in response to the May 3, 2014 New York Times’ “Fight Against Sex Assaults Holds Colleges to Account” article. (via kenyabenyagurl)

grumpysalmon:

Whenever a new bird enters my life it is a tradition of mine to make it rad

lindsaylohoean:

the word bed is in shape of a bed this is amusing

gallows-calibrating:

one time I had this dream that I logged on to amazon and my account had like negative four trillion dollars because i accidentally bought the city of Paris

ohnocomics:

This makes it look like a quirky sitcom on ABC

iwishihadafather:

jesus fucking christ